Friday, July 30, 2010

Booger eater and the Pregnant Tween:

Ladies, I’m still trying to figure out why it is you come here. Are you sisters? You don't work out?!? You look like twins although one of you out weighs the other by a good 125lbs. I’m assuming that one of your parents is an employee; I’d really like to thank you for sitting on your asses and taking up space. Pregnant 16 year old, my problem doesn’t lay with you and your poor decision making, so much as it does your sister.

Booger eater, first off, I’m glad that you like to work out in blue jeans; however, I would think your girthy 5’ 2”, 255 frame would be better off in sweat pants. Also, thank you for taking up space on one of the good 'espresso' bikes...no one else wants to use it, so you continue to use it as a chair and watch Ellen on TV. Oh, by the way, I did see you picking your nose, and thank you for not disappointing me when you ate that nose gold.

You two stay classy!

L.

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