Mr. Sleeveless shirt with “sleeves”:

Sup, tough guy? Are you a former inmate? Are you that poor that you can’t afford a shirt with sleeves? You’re not huge, but thanks for grunting and yelling while benching 135lbs....you’re awesome, but not as awesome as you fully tatted up arms. Not only are you a priceless slice of humanity, but your arms are priceless works of art.